The Exaggerated Truth

I have too many hobbies; I can’t afford them all.

Birding is my new found hobby as of 3/25/24. 🐦

I’m a mascot survivor. (kids are vicious)

I sneeze rainbows. I have an affinity for soft pastels.

I’m ridiculously competitive. Someone walking next to me is considered a race.

I follow flight deals to dictate my next adventure.

I was allowed to present a weather forecast for the BBC once.

My super power is my sense of direction.

I have created, not one but count em’ TWO dumb TikToks that exceeded 140k views. Don’t ask me to show you, I’m still embarrassed.

I’m not great at anything but I at least try everything